My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Johnny Knoxville Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and “MJ The Terrible” present….”Cyber Jack Ass The Movie.” If you agree to help us, I will let you punch me in the face as hard as you can. Are you interested?” Johnny Knoxville
“We don’t know’em all, but we owe’em all.” God bless those who sacrificed for our country.” Johnny Knoxville
“Before you can get comfortable you have to get uncomfortable.” Johnny Knoxville
“Go the extra mile in private so you will have the extra mile in you in public.” Johnny Knoxville
“When you play a haters game, there is no winning, only losing.” Johnny Knoxville
“Uh oh. Somebody is riding the Moody Go Round and they want me to ride with them.” Johnny Knoxville
“I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.” Johnny Knoxville
“I think everyone roots for the underdog.” Johnny Knoxville
“I don’t care what other people think.” Johnny Knoxville
“Of course I’ve had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I’ve had 5 or 6 concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a really heavy-duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I’ve also had 6 stitches in my head.” Johnny Knoxville
“I know this is going to end badly, but I’m going to pretend it’s going to end good. My life’s philosophy.” Johnny Knoxville
“I’m the fun dad. I am also a disciplinarian.” Johnny Knoxville
“I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that’s just how it is.” Johnny Knoxville
“I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.” Johnny Knoxville
“I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life.” Johnny Knoxville
“We’re just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.” Johnny Knoxville
“I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.” Johnny Knoxville
“Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.” Johnny Knoxville
“Everyone gets hurt, but I’ve probably had the most injuries.” Johnny Knoxville
“I’m not out running around all the time. I’m not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I’m with someone, and we are very, very happy.” Johnny Knoxville
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