My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Big J. Kosta Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“She is not a girlfriend girlfriend. She is a 1099 girlfriend. It’s different. It’s payroll pune. It’s pay for play. All the sex no relationship drama if shit don’t work out. You know what I’m sayin bro” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“You cannot fool me MJ. You are acting like a tough guy because you think you are supposed to. Well, you don’t. Enjoy the sympathy and love from your family and friends. Enjoy getting taken care of for a while. Try this one- “I can’t make it that far. Can you get it for me?” Milk that shit bro.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“In 2024, satire is now reality.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“What a stressful fucking week! This weekend I ain’t doing shit but sleep, play video games, jack off and get high. And eat junk food. Peace ninjas!” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Haters complicate things and then try to justify why.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Girls I date think the “Big” in Big J. Kosta refers to my dick. It could be that. It could be that there was another J. Kosta in my class, and I was a foot taller than him, so he became Little J. Kosta, and I became Big J. Kosta. It could be both. I am going to keep it a mystery. Sexy ladies, ;)”. Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“You know what they say about political correctness? Neither do I. You know why? Because I am an individual with protected free speech rights who can say the word fuck when I want to. And if someone gets in my lane, I am going to add the word you to the fuck.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Okay, cool, but I guarantee you will need me before I need you.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Dolly does Dallas at 80. She still lookin good. Good for her.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“The shitheads in our lives are there to teach us how to set boundaries” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“No matter what your story is, somebody’s got it worse. Remember that when you are feeling down.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I don’t care if someone wants to throw their life away. It is their right to do so. I do care if someone who wants to throw their life away selfishly burdens those who don’t. Everyone needs to stay in their own lane and leave everyone else the fuck alone.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Oh yeah! This is big! This is about becoming legends!” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I brought Domino’s for all my favorite bros and hoes. Here ya goes.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“In life you’re either in the flow, or not in the flow, and when you’re not in the flow, you just have to jump back in there and figure it out until you are back in the flow again.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“The good life, in 10 words or less- Action, adventure, romance, knowledge, food, fitness, friends, and family.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Did you say pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or did you say pot and gold at the end of the rainbow? Pot and gold would be better. You know what I am saying.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Step one is the hardest, so once you knock that one out of the way, step two on gets a lot easier!” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Hush little Izzy don’t you cry, Uncle Kosta and your daddy gonna protect you from all the bad guys. You’re so cute, don’t you know, Santa Claus says Ho Ho Ho.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“It takes two to tango. Two things can be true at the same time. Two for one special. Two times two is four. Everything is two today. Everything is two today. Get it?” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Just because a person is educated does not mean they have common sense. Book smarts and life smarts are not the same thing. Some people have both types of smarts, but most people have one or the other. If I had to choose one, I would go with life smarts, because if you are dumb at life, God help you.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I don’t care if she is closed minded as long as she is opened legged.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I think 2024 is going to be the most insane, out of control, chaotic, shit show, hot mess, dumpster fire year since ever. Mark me down as calling in so I can look like a genius, if we are alive after World War III.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Belongs in Dumbassville. Belongs in Dumbassville. Does not belong in Dumbassville. Belongs in Dumbassville. Does not. You get it. It is obvious in most cases.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“People will come and go from our lives, but only a handful of those people will truly influence our lives.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“See this face right here? It is nothing special to look at. But see this brokerage account amount right here? It is seven figures. It is special to look at.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“This or that. That or this. Here, there, everywhere. I wish Kevin was here. His input was always the farthest outside the box. Miss you Kev!” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I feel guilty for saying this but people are soft as wet tissue paper and dumb as a rock these days. I can’t be the only non normie who feels like it is getting easier and easier to lap mofo’s out here. I am just as sad as I am happy about it. Complete double edged sword.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“The DOD is giving us the hero treatment for completing what they are calling our most impossible job that we’ve pulled off, but I feel like this is about the third most impossible job we’ve pulled off together. Impossible to some is more possible to others. I’m talking about the impossible scale level. It’s a whole thing. You should check it out.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Better to be old school than a new fool.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Crazy in bed, crazy in the head.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Usually it’s the people no one thinks anything of that do the things that no one can imagine.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Having sex is like shaking hands to gen z chicks. Back in the day you know the work you had to put in with a girl before she would sleep with you? Times have changed. Sex is mother fuckin plentiful in 2023 bro.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I want peace. I want puss. I want pizza. I want that and I am the happiest mofo living and breathing.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“If you are struggling with real life women, practice on AI chicks. Here- https://kajiwoto.ai/ Don’t say I never did anything for you. Good luck bro.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I am not a funny guy, but I could make anybody laugh about this pitiful shit. The jokes write themselves.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Seeking’s slogan should be- “Situationships are our thing! Horny men’s paradise. All varieties, shapes and sizes available.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“If you want to be successful in life, do exactly the opposite of everything that mother f@cker right there.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I celebrated the new year in Tokyo already. It’s already 2024 for me.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Company history was just made. Tarica Hubbard made a mistake. This has never happened before. I’m glad we were here to witness it.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“America has problems but when you have people willing to be human trafficked to get here, it has to be leaps and bounds above wherever the hell they are coming from.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I have decided now coming is the time. I have decided to come out. I am an asshole. You guys probably already knew, but in case you didn’t, now you do.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I love vacations and taking it easy. I also love to grow personally and professionally. That is why I work like hell and play like hell. I’m Armying it, by being all that I can be, and I’m Big Lebowskiing it, because I also like to chill. It’s the best place to be at, because it’s the best of both worlds.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“If haters stopped hating I would think it was the end of the world. Haters hating is right up there with hell freezing over.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“When I started doing well and I noticed that some haters started hating on me, I tried to appease them. Now I realize that is a waste of time. Using the time, I used to use to appease haters to get more things done, has really helped grow my productivity.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“People say all the time- “They will find a reason to deny you.” I guess the only choice then is to be undeniable.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Dare to open Pandora’s Box!” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
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