Malia: Baby, I have OCYDD.
MJ: I Googled it. Sounds bad.
Malia: What? I made it up. Just go with it baby because this works out for you.
MJ: K. What is OCYDD?
Malia: It’s Obsessive Compulsive Your Dick Disorder.
MJ: What is the treatment for it?
Malia: I have decided not to seek treatment. I just want to indulge in my OCYDD.
MJ: It is Mental Health Awareness month. How can I help my love?
Malia: You can let me touch, play with, lick, suck, ride, and enjoy your dick as much as I want to.
MJ: I’m glad your mental health disorder is going to bring us even closer together.
Malia: So close you’ll be inside me.
MJ: I’m down for letting you indulge as soon as this conference call is over. You wanna?
Malia: I wanna! Anyone I know on the conference call? What’s your time estimate?
MJ: Good. I need some stress relief after this call. The stress relief you give is the best kind.
MJ: On the call is Kathleen Hicks, the Deputy Sec Def, Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff, Michael Chase, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for China, Mieke Eoyang, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Cyber Policy, Michelle Skubic, Director of Defense Logistics.
Malia: The Deputy Secretary of Defense is a woman? Isn’t the Sec Def a black guy? Times they are a changing at the DOD. That’s a good thing. What’s the ETA until I can put your c@$k in my mouth?
MJ: If they aren’t done soon, I’m going to tell them I have a family emergency I need to attend to and hang up.
Malia: Baby, they are the Department of Defense. They can see all of our text messages.
MJ: Then they know I have a family emergency I need to attend to!
Malia: Do you think any of them are foreplay texting like we are right now?
MJ: Kathleen Hicks, the Deputy Sec Def has been on her phone some, but I doubt she is foreplay texting.
Malia: Do you think they know we are foreplay texting?
MJ: Doubt it, but I don’t really care. We’re married. Married people foreplay text and have sex.
Malia: Did they pat you on the back for helping the FBI catch some of the Russian hackers?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: Good. You work your ass off. I am glad they take the time to recognize your accomplishments.
Malia: I want you!
MJ: The call is over! I’ll meet you in the bedroom.
Malia: I’ll race you!
MJ: 3, 2, 1…..Go!
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