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Malia and MJ’s entire relationship explained as quickly as possible by Kevin

Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Close Up Black and White Picture Kiss

Hello world! I am reposting this post one of MJ’s hacker buddies named Kevin wrote and posted on August 8, 2017, because I just read it for the first time, and I love it! Good one Kev! Sincerely, Malia

I’m doin it! I’m doin it! Malia and MJ’s entire relationship explained as quickly as possible…

Malia: Hi, I’m a young, beautiful, rich, smart South African heiress and Loreal Paris Model.

MJ: Hi, I’m “MJ The Terrible” and I almost blew up the world with this cyber weapon called Stuxnet I created to block Iran from having nuclear weapons, and I think my wife is trying to kill me.

Malia: Oh no! That doesn’t sound good. MJ: I love you! Please go out on a date with me! Malia: I’ll think about it.

MJ: My head exploded and I am probably going to die.

Malia: I will wait by your side forever. If you wake up out of this comma, I will have endless sex with you.

MJ: Boing!!! I’m up, let’s get it on!

Malia: How about we get married, have a ton of rich, good looking brilliant kids, who will one day rule the world, and we can live at the top of the tallest building in Austin?

MJ: Yes please.

First comes love, then came divorce, then came marriage, then came the twin babies and CJ, into the perfect life and marriage.

Now it is the present moment and Kev is writing this post. Later everyone, Kev

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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