MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok?
Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick?
MJ: I didn’t mean it like that.
Malia: How did you mean it?
MJ: When were trying to make a baby you go into sex overdrive.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Well right now we’re trying to get pregnant and you weren’t all over me this morning or at lunch. That is why I’m asking.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Baby don’t mess with my head. I gotta be focused and have my head in the game.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Baby I am about to lose my shit. What is with this “Uh huh” business?
Malia: We can fool around if you want to.
MJ: It’s not about that. Are you ok? I’m serious.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Say uh huh again. I dare you woman.
Malia: What are you going to harass me or something?
MJ: You know what I thought about when you said that?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: What was I thinking then?
Malia: You were thinking about Chris sitting on the couch with your Grandmother watching Golden Girls 8 hours a day.
MJ: I was.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: What is going on with you. Are you ok baby? Seriously.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Do I need to come over to the compound and put you over my knee because you’re driving me insane with this “uh huh” business.
Malia: Uh huh but not to hard. Don’t want to hurt the baby.
MJ: Malia! I would never hurt our kids! You know that! This conversation has taken a weird turn.
Malia: Uh huh. I can picture the look on your face right now.
MJ: You are pissing me off for no reason. Stop it!
Malia: You will forgive me in a minute.
MJ: You’re right. I will but this is unnecessary
Malia: What should we name our new baby?
MJ: bull shit!
Malia: I don’t think so. Come here little Bull Shit. Bull Shit doesn’t sound like a good name for your new little baby girl does it? How about Caroline Grace Johnson?
MJ: We’re pregnant?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: Oh my God this is great! Baby I love you so much! Are you happy?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: I love you so much! You are so amazing and wonderful. Everything I have ever wanted and more.
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: That’s it. You are gettin when I get home.
Malia: Yay me! You know how I like baby.
MJ: Uh huh. What am I going to do with you?
Malia: Kiss me hug me love me forever?
MJ: Uh huh
Malia: I love you
MJ: Why?
Malia: Because you make cute babies. Come home for some XOXO.
MJ: Waiting on the tram. Should be there in 5 minutesish.
Malia: I will be ready for you!
MJ: We’re having a baby girl! How do you know it’s going to be a girl?
Malia: Yes we are. I just do.
MJ: Thank you.
Malia: For what?
MJ: For all that you do.
Malia: Wait until you see what I am about to do to you now. You will want to thank me for it.
MJ: Well thank you in advance then.
