It’s that time again. It’s legal disclaimer time.
Masters of Money, LLC. Legal Disclaimer:
The characters, stories, images, videos, facts, and/or details, found in Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” story lines, may or may not be real events (interrupted text)
Marcus: Oh, I get it. I’m not real because I’m black.
MJ: I don’t give a shit if you’re black! We have been as close as brothers for years!
Marcus: From brothers to fake. I see how it is. Malia, MJ told me I was fake to him.
Malia: MJ, the next time you want to have sex, remember I’m fake, so we can’t.
Brittany White(Dubs): When I kicked your ass in a Walmart parking lot, it was real.
Chris(MJ2): I am fake, for real. I might be real, for fake. I don’t know.
Malia: I better run, I have to go fake breast feed our fake children now.
MJ: Baby!!!
Marcus: Just tryin to keep it real.
Tarica Patel(BABB): #real
Malia: Let’s let MJ do his little disclaimer. It’s okay baby. Go ahead. I’ll help you get it started. By reading Masters of Money stories, you agree that if you go crazy from it, you won’t sue us.
Kevin: Or fake sue us.
Marcus: And you won’t do any voodoo doll shit to us if you don’t like us or the stories either.
Kevin: Or fake voodoo doll poke us either.
MJ: Y’all are making me lose my mind!
Kevin: Oh no! MJ is losing his mind from reading Masters of Money.
Marcus: If only there would have been a legal disclaimer to prevent it.
Kevin: A real one.
Marcus: And a fake one.
MJ: Everybody’s gonna need to go get real jobs when we get sued out of business.
Tarica Patel(BABB): And fake one’s.
MJ: Does everyone feel legally disclaimed now?
Brittany White(Dubs): Oh yeah! I need a cigarette!
MJ: You’re all fired!
Marcus: For real?
Kevin: Or for fake?
Chris(MJ2): Fore score and seven disclaimers ago, our fore founder “MJ The Terrible”, set forth the great disclaimer of Masters of Moneyland……
MJ: I’m going kill myself.
Malia: For real or for fake?
MJ: Baby, I hate you!
Malia: For real or for fake?
Tarica Patel(BABB): Have you ever faked it in bed with MJ, Malia?
Malia: Apparently I’m fake, so maybe I realed it in bed with him.
MJ: OMG!
Malia: We love you MJ!
Marcus: For real.
Kevin: And for fake.
Brittany White(Dubs): Somedays.
Tarica Patel(BABB): #mjlove
Kevin: I love me some MJ too.
Chris(MJ2): Me too.
