Lebron: Thanks for turning the lights back on. Fucking mother fuckers tried to block the Olympics.
MJ: Pretty impressive if you ask me. They get the gold medal for hacking.
Lebron: Yeah. I guess.
Lebron: The media caught me on camera at a weird angle and they are claiming I am a lizard.
MJ: A pussy lizard
Lebron: You never beat me White Mike Johnson!
MJ: A pussy lizard with a bad memory.
Lebron: I am going to forgive you because of your brain exploding and you almost dying.
MJ: I wish we could hang out more. Our days in Akron were a lot of fun.
MJ: Now I have a lizard friend and an alien wife. Love’em both though, in different ways.
Lebron: There are rumors you a shape shifter. Can’t a lizard and a shape shifter be friends? Can’t a shape shifter marry an alien? Martin Luther King said- “If we are to have peace on earth, our loyalties must become ecumenical rather than sectional. Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation. And this means we must develop a world perspective.”
Lebron: One love across the universe.
MJ: Have fun out there and bring home the gold. Are the other teams any good?
Lebron: There’s some talent here, but I think we are going to get it done and stand tall with the gold.
MJ: Love it! I need to run. If activists turn the lights out on y’all again, give me a call.
Lebron: Our red white and blue jerseys look good, but they need some gold to go with. I’ll holler at you soon White Mike Johnson, my vanilla bro from Ohio.
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