Text messages between Malia and I yesterday, on President’s Day. I will definitely remember this President’s Day! Sincerely, MJ
MJ: This is FOTY. Do you come in MILF? Over.
Malia: What does FOTY stand for? Is MILF Mom I’d Like to F@$k? Over.
MJ: FOTY- Father of The Year (at our country club anyway) and yes on MILF.
Malia: Is it bang o’clock?
MJ: It’s bang o’clock somewhere.
Malia: I am so happy. You have me bouncing around this house. I skipped baby! I literally skipped down the hall this morning like a giddy schoolgirl
I’m so happy.
MJ: But the question is, is your vagina happy?
Malia: Yes! It is smiling from hip to hip.
MJ: Is that the vagina reference for smiling from ear to ear?
Malia: Yep!
MJ: It’s weird right, because this is such a crazy time in the world. How are we so happy at one of the most uncertain times in modern history?
Malia: We are really lucky I guess. Our home is our happy safe haven. Our house is filled with love.
MJ: And our bedroom is filled with passion?
Malia: It needs some passion right meeeoooowwwww!!!
MJ: Then #bohica
Malia: #?
MJ: #bendoverhereitcomesagain
Malia: ##it
MJ: #youhave2hashtagstogether
Malia: #poundit
MJ: #poundit?
Malia: #myvagina
MJ: #poundyourvagina?
Malia: #unhuh
MJ: #iloveyou and #ilustyou and #whenigetthatfeelingineedyoursexualhealing
Malia: #youarethebesthusbandever and #ifiamlivinginadreamrightnowineverwanttowakeup
MJ: #canyoucometothegarage?
Malia: #why?
MJ: #iwanttodotheonethingihaveneverdoneintheblackcar
Malia: #isthe1987pontiacfirebirdformulayouhadwhenyouwereakidthatwetrackeddownandboughtforyouyourfavoritegiftever?
MJ: #thatisalonghashtagandyes
Malia: #iamhappyigettodotheonethinginthatcaryouhaventdonewithanyoneelse
MJ: #metoo and #itisfunnyhowwhenyouarewith”theone”howthingsjustseemtocometogether
Malia: #iknewbelievinginyouwhenyouhadnothingwastherightdecision and #andidontmeanbecauseyouarenowtherichestpersonintheindustryyouworkin
MJ: #awomansloyaltyistestedwhenhermanhasnothing and #amansloyaltyistestedwhenhehaseverything
Malia: #happiestgirlever and #382012forever
MJ: #happiestguyever and #ditto382012forever
Malia: #2minutewarningandillbetherebaby
MJ: #thegroundskeepersarenotcomingtodayandneedtogetinthegarageright?
Malia: #theycomeonwednesdayssowearegoodtogo and #theydontgointhedetachedgaragetheygointheattachedgarage
MJ: #thankyouforindulginginmyfantasieswithme
Malia: #idonthavemykeyswithmeunlockthedoor and #itisfreezingcoldwaitingoutsideinthecold
MJ: #icanseeyouandsorry
Malia: #nomorewordsorhashtagsneededletschristentheblackcar
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