“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are happy to welcome “The Spanish Samurai”, Rafael Novales, “Gonzo”, Maria Gonzalez, and “Junior”, Boston Mantooth to the team.
The 3 newest members of our team were all born and raised in the same state, in the same city, on the same street, in Los Angeles, California.
Rafael, Maria and Boston are 3 of the best experimental digital tech R&D project consultants on earth. They have done work for most of the S&P 500 publicly traded big tech companies, and Elon Musk himself swears by them.
When Rafael, Maria, and Boston arrived for the initial interview/meeting, they were late, they didn’t have resumes or a portfolio of work. When we asked them why we should invite them to join our team, Rafael reached into his pocket and pulled out a crumpled-up ketchup stained 2-page recommendation/reference letter from Elon Musk.
Here is what Elon Musk’s recommendation/reference letter said word for word.
MJ and Team DD,
I need you to hire Rafael Novales, Maria Gonzalez, and Boston Mantooth.
They need structure, guidance, and access to tech tools that you can provide.
If you hire them, I only have to make 1 call instead of 2 for my one-off special experimental digital tech R&D projects.
For them, joining Team Digital Death gives them the credibility they need to move to the next level. For you, you get 3 of the best and brightest special experimental digital tech R&D project contractors, and all of my one-off experimental digital tech top secret special projects.
Can you help me out here and hire my 3 Musketeers?
Best-
Elon
We called Elon to verify authenticity, and from there, we decided to bring them on board.
Welcome to the team Rafael Novales, “The Spanish Samurai”, Maria Gonzalez, “Gonzo”, and Boston Mantooth, “Junior”. Together, we will do big things!
“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death – Solving the biggest challenges in cyberspace, since 2012 – We specialize in the impossible, and we have never failed to complete a job we have accepted – Think of us as the cyber version of Seal Team Six.
Assess system vulnerabilities by deploying penetration testing.
Create virtual environments, to allow organizations to test real world applications, to prevent implementation risks.
Eliminate system redundancies and inefficiencies, to allow for maximum network/system functionality.
Determine the sensitivity of encrypted data in order to recommend appropriate security measures.
Develop, deploy, and track security applications on classified open source platforms.
Build infrastructure that will alert action teams when vulnerabilities in the system are detected.
Design, test, and implement safeguards, to ensure system/network integrity.
Locate and eliminate security vulnerabilities, by implementing applicable tools and solutions.
Work with network administrators to recover data after a security breach.
Create fully customizable security solutions when necessary/requested.
UNLEASH HELL ON ALL THOSE WHO DIGITALLY TRESPASS!
We are not cheap, but you will get what you pay for and more.
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