MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you.
Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me. How did you convince her to do that?
MJ: I didn’t convince her to do it. She just did it, I guess. After you left the office yesterday, I picked up the phone and immediately started telling her how the day went. Then, I proceeded to tell her how I am trying so hard to get everything right, not let anybody down, especially you, etc. She said she was going to be in Austin, and wanted to go on a double date with us. I told her no, because I was afraid something would go wrong, and you would be mad at me or something. That was pretty much the end of the call.
Malia: She told me the reason she called was, she thought you would have a mental breakdown if I left you.
MJ: She’s right. I would.
Malia: In that case, would you like to come home and love on me and the kids before you go pick up CJ?
MJ: Yes I would. I would do anything for you Malia.
Malia: I know. I could have helped you a little more yesterday. It was kind of fun watching the train wreck, until my feelings were hurt. The security lady slammed you like 20 times. Any bruises?
MJ: Yes. Here is a picture of the big one.
Malia: Omg! Ouch! Between your salivary gland infection, getting your tooth capped, and everything, what hurt the most?
MJ: When I disappointed you yesterday and you wouldn’t talk to me.
Malia: I am sorry to. You are so sweet. Are you sure it wasn’t that big ass bruise?
MJ: I’m sure.
Malia: Hurry up and come love on us. You’ve got less than 2 hours.
MJ: On the way.
Malia: Will you take someone with you when you meet the play counselor?
MJ: Dubs said I wasn’t allowed to go alone. She assigned Javier. Even if that wasn’t the case, I would have taken someone. I love you Malia May Johnsonburger!
Malia: Speaking of, do you want to pick up burgers on the way?
MJ: Sure. Is P. Terry’s okay?
Malia: Yes. I love you.
MJ: I love you 3. See you in 15.
