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How many Army privates does it take to find the low battery smoke detector?

Masters of Money LLC Smoke Detector Picture Quote

I married the world’s most followed computer hacker, who according to some blogs helped rig the presidential election. You would think he would be this calm, cool and collected evil genius, right? Nope! He’s actually a 37 year old teenager! The father of my children everybody…..(But I love him)……..

Hey baby, feel like laughing your ass off?

You know those smoke alarm detectors that only seem to have a low battery and beep at night……and you can’t tell which one it is, until you listen for awhile, and it drives you friggin nuts……

Well, it’s a pain in the butt situation in a house, but imagine a giant military installation mess hall, where there’s tons of them!!!! I just watched probably 10 army privates try to find the low battery beep smoke alarm, and I feel guilty, but I couldn’t stop laughing!!!

How many Army privates does it take to find the low battery smoke detector? I’m not sure, but it is definitely one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life!

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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