Request: Describe your version of heaven on earth “MJ The Terrible”. Marisa Tomlinson Atlantic City, New Jersey
Answer: Ok. Thank you for the request Marisa. Here is my description of what heaven on earth would look like. I decided to have some fun with this…….
On this beautiful island paradise, you can sit with your ass in the water, toes in the sand, not a worry in the world, and some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand. Life is good everyday!
Located somewhere near Margaritaville, where the only rule of law, are party fouls. When they sing the song, “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” this island is what they are singing about. Where blood alcohol levels are high, and nobody feels low, where nothing or no one is judged, because every number looks like a 10, and no one remembers the scores anyway. Where everyday is summer and everyone are friends, or friends of friends, or a friend of friend, and everyone is friendly. Where there’s a daily adult story time, taught by “The Most Interesting Man In The World”. Where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came. Where tequila makes her clothes fall off, and her lips taste like Sangria, and randomly people yell “Shots!” and shots are consumed in waves, back and forth like you see at arenas and stadiums, when people are doing the wave.
I don’t know if this is heaven on earth or not, but if what I described is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!
Cheers! Salute! Prost! L’Chaim! Bottoms up!
All of my best,
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
