Private user: Is this MJ?
MJ: Yes Mrs Abbott. How are you doing today?
Private user: You owe me!
MJ: That I do Mrs. Abbott.
Private user: No one has ever asked my husband to unfreeze a school for a single child before.
MJ: Thank you. Only an amazing Governor who cares about their residents would do such a thing.
Private user: If you weren’t so generous, and if you weren’t married to Malia, I would have you thrown in jail.
MJ: I’ll put you on the list of people who think Malia is the beauty and I’m the beast.
Private user: When are you going to run for office “MJ The Terrible”? You are connected with all the right people.
MJ: I don’t think public office is the right fit for me.
Private user: Because you already get your way from behind the scenes?
MJ: Is this your way of telling me you and the Governor won’t be coming to dinner with us this week?
Private user: No. We are looking forward to it. We can’t wait to hear about how you want to redistrict part of Buda, and change the official topographical map of the redistricted area, from mile measurements to nautical mile measurements. That’s another first when it comes to requests.
MJ: Just a little out of the map thinking. That’s all.
Private user: Are you planning to wine and dine us at least before you ask us for another impossible favor?
MJ: Yes.
Private user: What percentage of people think you are the beast and Malia is the beauty?
MJ: 100% unless you count my Mom.
Private user: I haven’t looked this forward to an in home dinner in a long time. Get your redistricting nautical chart presentation ready “MJ The Terrible”. You are going to need all the help you can get to sell us on that bundle of headaches.
MJ: Yes Madam First Lady.
Private user: Are you nervous?
MJ: Nervous?
Private user: About having dinner with the first family of Texas.
MJ: Yes.
Private user: What part makes you nervous?
MJ: Well, this is the first time we’ve hosted a party/dinner for the first family of our state, and if it doesn’t go well, Malia will feel bad/sad about it, and I love her. I don’t want that.
Private user: Are you nervous personally?
MJ: No.
Private user: Not at all?
MJ: Should I be? I was looking forward to it. Anxious maybe.
Private user: I am nervous. Dinner with a man who almost started WWIII. Who wouldn’t be nervous?
MJ: I’m pretty harmless.
Private user: I looked up the Stuxnet series of attacks. Harmless wasn’t the word that came to mind.
MJ: I can’t change my past. I can only change the current and future me.
Private user: We will see you on (omitted) night.
MJ: If you don’t have a good time, please blame it on me, so Malia doesn’t feel bad. Ok?
Private user: It’s so cute how loving and protective you are of her.
MJ: I’m sure your husband is the same way.
Private user: He is. See you soon.
MJ: Can’t wait!
