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Question: MJ, it is Jeff at GL again. We would like to use the attached email you sent to Malia at the end of 2014 in the film. Is that ok with you?

– Beginning of email –

Malia,

I was trying to just lay there dormant in the grass, soaking up some sunshine but people keep trying to step on me!

Well now those fucks have tried to step on me one to many times! There will be no warnings. There will be no try to scare them off by hissing. I’m going to strike at them with the force of a bolt of lightening and sink my poisonous fangs into them so deep they will die an unimaginably painful wretched death gasping for air! And know this – there will be no mercy! You know what snakes are….cold blooded ruthless killing machines!!!

The worst part about dying by a snakes death is not the initial bite! The worst part is after the poison has rendered your body paralyzed, the pain gets even worse, until your body eats itself alive from the inside, and eventually you’re lucky enough to take your final painful breath!

Eminent death await all those who dare trespass on my peaceful path!!!!!

I’m done asking why they are bringing war to a peaceful man. My turn!

I hate that you have to hear me talk this way. I wanted peace. I love you with all of heart pretty girl!

MJ

– End of email –

Answer: Sure. I hope when the movie comes out and my son sees everything that went on while he was growing up, that he knows how much I loved/love him, and doesn’t hold that time period of his life against me. Everyone keeps telling me how good of a Dad I am, and that my son will know I was and am the best Dad that I could be. I hope they are right, because it would crush me if I found out my son was jaded from it. Sincerely, MJ

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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