Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Golden Rule Of Personal Finance #1. To earn money from money. The only way to escape becoming a wage slave for the rest of your life is to set aside savings. The profit on your savings can be used to increase your lifestyle spending or reduce the number of years until you retire. How are you doing so far toward…
To the angry pissed off beautiful girl in condo PH51 who hates me right now…… Do you remember when we were completely lost, driving around in the middle of nowhere south Texas, and we ended up pulling over at that country dance hall? There was only one place to sit, and it was right in front of the stage. When…
Malia: When do you sleep? MJ: I slept right next to you and our babies last night. Malia: We slept. I think they call what you did power napping. MJ: Baby, I don’t want to argue again today, and I’m in an aggressive, kick ass mood! I’ve got to get shit done before I head south to go meet with…
Malia: Baby, I need a tool that I can’t find in the tool box. MJ: I don’t even know where the tool box is. Can Mr. Pete help you until I finish working on something? Malia: This tool isn’t in the tool box, and Mr Pete’s tool isn’t the one I need! MJ: What kind of tool do you need?…
Malia: See the girl in this picture with you? MJ: Yes. She’s very pretty. Malia: Well shes ovulating. Do you know what that means? MJ: Ovulating- The discharging of ova or ovules from the ovary. Malia: And do you know what that means for you Mr. Johnson? MJ: I think I have a pretty good idea, but why don’t you…
The attached picture is me in 2014. I am holding an expensive bottle of wine that was given to me as a present, for hitting sales goals. 2014: I wish I could afford to buy a bottle of the incredible wine that I’m holding in my hand in this picture. 2015: I was in the hospital for most of the…
Why It Is Important To Learn How To Focus: Mind power is undeniably powerful, but it is virtually useless without being able to focus it. The first step in learning how to focus, is indulging in unwavering concentration. Focus is very important for people looking to lose weight, start a business, graduate from school, and most other activities. Spending your…
“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…
“Since coming to this country, I am constantly looking for people to know, while trying to find out who is just a no.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends) “I live my life in the…
Question: Were you picked on as a kid? Robert Bell Aurora, CO Answer: Not that I can really remember, but I do remember being teased a lot when those Big Johnson T-shirts came out because my last name is Johnson. Question: What is your advice of the day today MJ The Terrible? Caroline Stewart Lexington, KY Answer: That is a…