Caroline Pierce Google Review Testimonial and Personal Note To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
I have known the owner of Masters of Money LLC for 16 years.
MJ has grown Masters of Money LLC from a home office in his one bedroom apartment in North Austin into a company with 150 employees.
Two years ago, MJ, a.k.a. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson became the first and the only person to be awarded the prestigious Distinguished Intelligence Cross award for cyber security and warfare. I learned the Distinguished Intelligence Cross is the highest honor our government can award to one of our heroes.
I was recently interviewed by the movie producers shooting The Adventures of MJ The Terrible movie, about the founder of Masters of Money’s life. I told them I am not surprised MJ has become a multimillionaire businessman and an American hero. MJ is one of those strong silent hero types. It is just who he is. I hope I get to play myself in the movie.
You can trust Masters of Money because you can trust Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson. With all things cyber, MJ is the man!
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Caroline’s personal note to Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
MJ,
I still remember our first conversation from 16 years ago. We were at a party at the apartment complex you lived at. Guys were hitting on me all night because they wanted to have sex with me because I am an adult film actress. I was so fed up with being hit on that I was about to leave, and then you came along. You were trying to find your cell phone. I thought when you asked me if I had seen a black flip open cell phone you were trying to hit on me. I remember asking you if you were trying to hit on me, and you said, “No. I am not trying to hit on you. I am looking for my cell phone.” Then I said something like, “Let me guess, you want me to call your cell phone with my phone because then you will have my number?” You said, “I don’t think that will work because it is really loud in here, but thank you anyway.” Then I remember saying something to the effect of- “If you are trying to get into my pants, you need to seriously improve your pickup game.” You said back- “Unless my cell phone is in your pants, I am not trying to get into your pants. All I am trying to do is find my cell phone. I am not trying to hit on you.” I was like- “Your pickup game sucks!” You said- “No offense, but I am not trying to hit on you. I am trying to find my phone. If I was hitting on you, I would not be asking you if you have seen a black flip phone. I am going to walk away now. Have a nice night.” I said- “I thought you were hitting on me. You are really just trying to find your phone?” You said- “Yeah.” I asked you if you thought I was attractive, and you said- “I think you would be beautiful if you took that stick out of your ass.” I was slightly offended, but I also felt attracted to you after you said that. The other guys were throwing cheesy pickup lines at me all night, but not you. You just wanted to find your phone. You were the best one night stand ever. The next morning you got up early and went to that restaurant across the highway to get us breakfast. I think it was called Kerby Lane. During breakfast in bed when I asked you if you knew what I did for a living, you said, “Didn’t you say you were a teacher?” I said- “Pretend like I am a slutty teacher keeping you after school.” You said- “I thought you really were a teacher, but you wanted to pretend like you were slutty because we were about to have sex.” I said- “I am an adult film actress.” You said- “Like a porn star?” I said- “Like a porn star!” Then I asked you if you wanted to watch one of my videos to prove it, and you said, “Why would I want to watch you have sex with another dude when you are here live with me right now? Do you want to hang out today and maybe go watch a movie over at Alamo Drafthouse while we eat some chips and queso and have some drinks or something?” Riata was a fly as fuck apartment complex! A lot of fun was had there! If I would have lived in Austin, I would have made you mine. No doubt about it. Thank you for being you. You are good people MJ.
All of my best to you and Malia,
Caroline
