Malia: We had sex last night when you were unconscious.
MJ: Was I any good?
Malia: Good enough.
MJ: Cool.
Malia: You consented.
MJ: How could I if I was unconscious?
Malia: Your body said you were ready.
MJ: My body consented? You should be a lawyer babe.
Malia: Your mind didn’t need to consent, because your body did.
MJ: Can my mind ask for a reenactment of what my body did last night?
Malia: Yes.
MJ: My spirit is going to ask for a reenactment of what my body did last night, and my mind and body are about to do now.
Malia: I like trilogies!
MJ: You are the coolest chick ever baby!
Malia: Remember that when next month I’m screaming I hate you while pushing out our twins!
MJ: K
Malia: Let’s do this now, so you can get back to your boy, and talk to the oil lawyer guy.
MJ: K
