MJ: Are you ready for baby making practice today?
Malia: Not yet.
MJ: You mean to tell me that Mrs Always Wants A Baby, we need to be trying constantly, is not ready? I don’t believe it! Did hell freeze over or something?
Malia: I am buying you a present.
MJ: Aww. Baby. You don’t have to buy me anything. What is it?
Malia: The oil company you used to work for went out of business I think. The website domain name is for sale on Godaddy auctions.
MJ: Wow. Crazy how times change. Even after everything, I still wish them well. I’ll never trust them again, but I still wish them well.
Malia: I bought it. Happy birthday early. I thought it was kind of a fun memento. You worked there for years and all. Ok, now I’m ready for baby makin practice.
MJ: Well thank you baby.
Malia: Don’t tell me how thankful you are. Show me!
MJ: Consider you done!
Malia: Don’t you mean consider it done?
MJ: You aren’t an it.
Malia: I like me well done okay?
MJ: Then well done you shall be!
Back & Forth Texts Between Malia & “MJ The Terrible” From The First Time “MJ The Terrible” Met Malia’s Friends – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/back-forth-texts-between-malia-mj-the-terrible-from-the-first-time-mj-the-terrible-met-malias-friends/
