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What To Do With My Amazon.com Payday

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Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon?

MJ: $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH!!

MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some.

Malia: My guess is he buys 50 more pair of those atrocious Adidas sweat pants he wears everyday.

Marcus: I’m betting he buys something for all of us, or gives it away to some charity. If that was my money, I’m going straight to the flop house for some lap dances that turn into an orgy.

Dubs: He better use that money to pay his high risk car insurance after getting his license suspended for racing his pretty little red Ferrari 150 miles per hour on the I-130 toll road. You’re welcome for me coming to save your skinny ass MJ!

Kevin: I like Marcus’s idea.

BABB: I think BABB should get a fattttt Christmas bonus!

Kevin: Now I like BABB’s idea better. Fattttt Christmas bonuses work for me.

Malia: I hope you buy something nice for yourself. You are always doing things for other people. Its ok to do things for yourself sometimes. You are a millionaire and you have a closest full of old wrestling t-shirts and ragged clothes.

No one is going to begrudge you for spending some of your hard earned money on yourself. You are a good guy and you made your money the right way, by helping people. I love you with all of my heart MJ!

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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