Malia: How could you just fuck me and never call me again? MJ: What? Malia: How dare you! MJ: WTF? Malia: You know what you did! You just fucked me and left! MJ: I had to go to work. What was I supposed to do? Malia: Fuck me again. Then go to work. MJ: So, the problem is not that…
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
Malia: I know you can’t call, but will you text us when you take a break baby? MJ: Who is us? Malia: Me and Claire. She came over to hang out. MJ: What does she need? Do you want me to give her a job or something like that? Malia: We want your advice on men and dating. Claire wants…
Malia: I read an article that talked about how women look like their daddies with a wig on. Then I took your business profile picture and used a see what a man would like as a woman app. This is what you would look like as a woman and what our girls could grow up to look like…… MJ: I…
Malia: I need your help with something when you have a minute. MJ: Sure. What’s up? Malia: What is a good way to tell someone that you are not interested in what they have to say anymore because what they have to say is always so negative? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPFlxN5InK0 Malia: Baby! I am not saying that! Do you have a friendlier…
MJ: I saw your missed call. I can’t talk. I’m still in the lab but I can text with you. Malia: Okay. Wanna answer some off the wall questions just for fun? MJ: I don’t know. Do I? Malia: You do. MJ: Ok then. Malia: Here we goooooo…… Malia: Have you ever picked your nose and ate it? MJ: No…
I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…