Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Tag: Walter Reed Hospital
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s Neurotech Brain Implant Replacement Surgery
Dr. Frincke: It is time to replace your neurotech brain implant. Will you trust me to perform the surgery? I am seeking your permission this time around. MJ: Ok. I do. When? What are the odds I will die? What are the odds of complications? Dr. Frincke: Within the next few months. It is unlikely you will die. Complications are…
MJ The Terrible Released From The Hospital
MJ was just released from the hospital! I told him I was going to kiss all of his bruises to make them feel better. He has a lot of bruises! It could take awhile. Ouch baby! I still feel so guilty about not locking the upstairs baby gate door. I asked MJ if he would forgive me. He said “We…