Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time? MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you. Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now? MJ: A have a brief video conference call…
Malia: Guess what? MJ: Chicken butt! Malia: Did you know that you have been working for CIA since 1984? MJ: Damn! I nearly came out of the womb working. Malia: You were baby “MJ The Terrible” at 4 years old. There is a lot of misinformation out there about you. MJ: Nothing I can do about it really. It would…