Malia, In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made…
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Thank You For Being My Perfect Dream Girl Combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
Love and Relationships
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
9 Year Anniversary Surprises
MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
100 Reasons I Love You Malia May Johnson (Happy 9 Year Anniversary Baby Cakes!)
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Happy 9 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, on March 8th, 2012. Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds4,734,720 minutes78,912 hours3288 days469 weeks and 5 days Malia May Johnson, You are my all and everything, and I love you more all the…
It’s Bang O’clock Somewhere!
Text messages between Malia and I yesterday, on President’s Day. I will definitely remember this President’s Day! Sincerely, MJ MJ: This is FOTY. Do you come in MILF? Over. Malia: What does FOTY stand for? Is MILF Mom I’d Like to F@$k? Over. MJ: FOTY- Father of The Year (at our country club anyway) and yes on MILF. Malia: Is…
It’s You! It’s You! It’s All Because of You!
MJ: I can’t the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference. You…
“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Second Marriage Advice From Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Guest user 1: My name is Malcolm. I am a fan of Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”. Please don’t share my full name. This is a request for advice from “MJ The Terrible”. I was married once before. My first wife and I got married because we thought it was what we were supposed to do. It was…