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Tag: The Johnson's Are Moving!
Malia The Cat Burglar
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
I’m F-ing You In!
Dear Malia May Johnson, I am excited about moving into our new house, and I wanted to let you know the following. I’m fuckin you in the indoor pool! I’m fuckin you in the outdoor pool! I’m fuckin you in all the closets! I’m fuckin you in the see through room! I’m fuckin you in the gym! I’m fuckin you…
The Johnson’s Are Moving!
MJ: After the kids go to bed we have to talk. It is important. It’s nothing to panic about or anything like that, but it is important that we talk about this sooner rather than later. Malia: Okay MJ: I was expecting you to reply with at least a few questions. Malia: I trust you. As long as we are…