Words cannot express how thankful, how appreciated, how grateful, how honored, how valued, how respected, how cared about, how loved, and how supported all of you, my loyal followers and supporters have been and continue to be. I know that I could not have achieved what I have achieved, and would not be where I am today, if it were…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia: 1. Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that…
“Baby, my temperature has to be at least like elevendy billion degrees. I feel like a nuclear friggin reactor or something. I’m pretty sure I could power a small city with all the heat my body is generating right now.” MJ was tested. It is not COVID, but his temperature got as high as 104. MJ’s mom flew up to…
Some of My Favorite Quotes From Members of My Family by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson (Michael David Johnson): Alma Johnson (My Grandma) “If we don’t get started, we won’t get finished.” Alma Johnson “Where there is a will, there is a way.” Alma Johnson “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Alma Johnson “Think…
We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
Everyone keeps asking us what we are doing for Thanksgiving. Well, we are still in McLean, Virginia until the authorities are able to catch a certain group of bad guys, related to a project I just finished working on. And we may not be able to leave the “Military Installation Resort” as we have started calling it, but we are…
Text of the letter from Former President George W. Bush to Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: – Beginning of letter – Happy Birthday! Laura and I are pleased to add our best wishes to your celebration. May your special day be filled with joy, cherished memories, and the love of friends and family. George Bush – End of letter –…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
To my Dad- I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday! Well, me and a special guest that is. (See video below) I know the last 7-8 years haven’t been easy, but I wanted to thank you for always having my back, and for believing in me. You legitimately deserve the “#1 Dad” coffee mug…
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