My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
Tag: The Day Malia and I Met (3-8-2012)
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Dallas Billington Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Dallas Billington Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In today’s world, lies and deception are prevalent. As Christian’s we need to speak truth brother. Stay in the Spirit of Elijah.” Dallas Billington “God isn’t going to win it for you even if you don’t try.” Dallas Billington “The rarest type of…
My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is a beautiful thing when two become one, like you and me. It is even more of a beautiful thing when the two become one, and make more twos and ones, meaning babies, like you and me again. Please don’t…
Happy 12 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia May Johnson, Today marks 12 years that we have been together and 6 years that we have been married. So, the kids and I decided to get you 6 year anniversary gifts and 12 year anniversary gifts. As you will notice with the gifts, the kids helped pick out your gifts. The 6 year anniversary gifts are candy and…
The 10 Things I Hate About Malia May Johnson by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia May Johnson, Here are the 10 things I hate about you: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. I feel like my life began the day I met you! Happy Valentine’s Day baby! All of my love, Me P.S. 3-8-2012 forever baby cakes- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/
20 Things You Do That You Didn’t Know Turn Me On
Malia, This is a list of 20 things you do that you didn’t know turn me on. 1. Be alive2. Breath3. Talk4. Whisper5. Sing6. Walk7. Dance8. Cook9. Comb/play with your hair10. Put lotion on11. Stretch12. Laugh13. Look at me14. Look away from me15. Sigh16. Groan17. Make funny faces18. Take off clothes19. Put on clothes20. Sleep You are a lover. You…
Happy 10 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia: Baby your travel detail is here. Where are you taking me? MJ: Over there Malia: Over where? MJ: Can I tell you something? Malia: Yes MJ: You don’t have to keep getting ready. You are already the prettiest girl I have ever seen. You can just declare you are ready and we can go. Malia: I’m almost ready. Give…
The Day Malia and I Met (3-8-2012)
This is my recollection of the first conversation that Malia and I ever had, exactly 9 years ago today. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March 8th, 2012. Malia was a medical intern, who was training/learning about how to treat patients, mentally and physically, so that one day she could become a…