Michael David Johnson’s Dick, You are attached to the man I love, and you give me incredible sensations that feel like they are sent from heaven above. You are perfectly designed to hit my g-spot and make me cum. You slide in with love and thrust in lust, however you do what you do, you make me bust. When you…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh. “MJ The Terrible” is trailing kisses down my neck towards my boobs. I know what that means and so does my vagina apparently. Wet washed.” Malia May Johnson “Cause you make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can jook me as many times as we have time for on your birthday.” Malia May Johnson “I already have my sexy Natashka outfit on. Dasvidome when you get here. K?” Malia May Johnson “Attack my naked body honky….that I love.” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I promise you will be getting it!” Malia May Johnson “Lunch and a quickie?” Malia May Johnson “Viagra Niagara Falls shot up the club, the sheets, my nightstand, pillows. Oh my God! You have a messy squirt gun baby.” Malia May Johnson “Viagra is the…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look into my eyes while I do nothing but give you pleasure.” Malia May Johnson “Because I let you do dirty things to me?” Malia May Johnson “Stop right there. Remove your hand. That is my job!” Malia May Johnson “I need you to do…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I built it all by myself, with only a little bit of help from Mr. Pete. By a little bit of help, I mean the whole thing, but Brittany took a picture of me working on it so that I could tell you I built…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 39 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Remember this “devil in disguise” picture of me as you called it? Wanna have sex with the devil before you leave?” Malia May Johnson “Your kisses make me want to be submissive. Your hugs feel like I am on happy drugs. That’s how I feel.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…
Malia: We have a stupid amount of sex. How am I not pregnant yet? MJ: We have 7 kids! We know how to get pregnant. You don’t wiggle your nose like the “I Dream of Jeannie” girl and we’re pregnant. Malia: Do you think we should see a fertility specialist because I’m old now and my womb might be broken?…