Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let the 2024 nookie begin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Keep on badussying in the new year.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The way I understood it was you did your hair with bangs because…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Boobs jumping, booty jiggling, wetter than the lake in our back yard. That is when I love to bust, because I know that bust is going to be the best bust.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are so many things baby. Just to name a few. You are lovable, delectable, intellectual, and although I can’t prove it, a mother fuckin alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Once the kisses start…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ladies first. I got this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Real or fake? Real and fake?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you 3 Boobs Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s try an…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My hair is spread out. My body is spread out. Of course I want to smuggle your salami.” Malia May Johnson “Aww! Makin my coochie tingle.” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. I am so in love with you, and I love the way…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I know why you brought me out here camping in the woods. You wanted to bang me in front of Yogi Bear. Are there bears out here? I better be alive tomorrow morning.” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That thing can push out a baby for God sake. It can take some punishment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will BDSM you! I will CNC you! I will Marital Missionary you! I will…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I remember that. Those bend you over sexy heels were the Cum Hard edition. I think that’s what I called them.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cute in the face, thick in the face, give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…