Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I think we should try to fuck a baby to life right now. What do you think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Sigma Females: The Most Amazing and Rare Type of Woman (I Love You…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot a lot a lot of…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your bodies lookin good.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We will have to add that to our 2024 duke shoot adventures.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oops I fell over. I didn’t land on you by accident.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That’s the you want me to go in on you and let’s make another baby look. You want me to shoot up the club, don’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You don’t have to…