Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
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Malia Takes The Hint
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…
Viva Your Booty!!!
Malia: I haven’t heard from you yet today. Are we having afternoon mommy daddy playtime? Is mommy getting some? Mommy needs some! Malia: Sex relieves stress. Malia: Sex improves mood. Malia: Sex is fun. Malia: Sex increases energy. Malia: Sex fuels creativity. Malia: Sex improves relationships. Malia: Sex is powerful. We should have some today dontcha think? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw&list=WL&index=7 Malia: Michael…
Naughty Texting From A to Z
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
I Love You To Sgt. Slaughter To Foreplay Texting
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
“Hoe”loween Pre-Halloween Celebration
MJ: How you doin baby? Malia: I’m fine MJ: You sure are! Malia: Aww! Thank you baby! Malia: What’s up? MJ: Nothing much. I just wanted to announce my new favorite sexual position. Malia: Is it all of them? MJ: Guess again! MJ: But yeah, kind of. Malia: You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite…
Your Booty Do
MJ: Did you know that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City? It is only 5 square miles. Do you wanna fool around? Malia: Knowing that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City, at only 5 square miles does not make me wet at all. Do you want to try something else? MJ: I don’t…
How is Judgment Day coming along Mr. Founder and Owner of Masters of Money?
Malia: How is Judgment Day coming along Mr. Founder and Owner of Masters of Money? Are the Terminators ready to locate targets and terminate yet? MJ: How dare you! Malia: How dare I? I didn’t do anything! MJ: The T word for AI beings is like the N word for people. Malia: Jesus Christ baby! MJ: Now you are taking…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Michael David Johnson, look into my eyes and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson “I see you walkin around swingin your swagger dagger around. Me like it.” Malia May Johnson “Sloppy toppy?” Malia May Johnson “There is a lot going on down there.” Malia…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 23 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…