Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 68 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich or——SEX!
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 67 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Were my nonverbal cues I wanna screw not obvious enough?” Malia May Johnson “Like Papa Johns…….You better get some.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to impregnate me today.” Malia May Johnson “Spoiler alert! Your penis is getting sucked as soon as now!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I think we should try to fuck a baby to life right now. What do you think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Sigma Females: The Most Amazing and Rare Type of Woman (I Love You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder.” Malia May Johnson “I’m an in heat, heat seeking baby making mode sex machine! Take advantage of this…