Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make a baby. Make a baby. Make a baby!” Malia May Johnson “The word of the day……undulation!” Malia May Johnson “I can still taste you.” Malia May Johnson “I am the mother of your children.…
Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…