Malia: Baby, I am going to do you like how customer service at companies do….. Malia: Let me know how I did today. Please take 1 minute to provide feedback to help me improve and serve you better. Malia: How likely are you to tell a friend about your experience today? Not At All, Likely, or Extremely Likely? MJ: I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Haven’t you noticed? I have a little bit of a you fetish.” Malia May Johnson “Play with my ass now, work later.” Malia May Johnson “You got me feelin euphoric baby. Yeah, all kinds of…
MJ: Wanna have out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t believe it. Here we are. You. Me. We. Imagine the naughty possibilities.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Stop. Vagina time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah! In! Out! MJ’s…
Malia: My boss is so sexy! MJ: Your boss? Malia: Oh yeah! I just know he has a huge c@ck! Malia: I want him to blow my back out so freakin bad right now! MJ: Please be talking about me. Malia: I am! I’m a housewife so I’m teasing about you being my boss, and I’m sexing up on you!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The first time I saw your butt naked, I was butt struck for sure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I swear when you are horny and want a good pounding, you drive me fucking crazy…
MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…
Malia: I did good baby! Real good! MJ: Good. What did you do? Malia: I married a top 1% man. MJ: I try. I love you more than words can express. Malia: And you are the Six Sixes. It’s like a dream guy stats situation. Malia: The Six Sixes1. A six-figure salary2. At least six feet tall3. At least 600…
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…
