MJ: My balls are gonna look like this here by the time we can have sex again…… Malia: You had surgery and need time to recover. Doctor’s orders. On May 20th we will address and cure your blue balls issue. I promise! MJ: It’s not just my blue balls that I am worried about. I am worried about your thyroid…
Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places? MJ: Yeah Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at? MJ: Where? Malia: Camp David MJ: That would be fun. Malia: Have you ever been there? MJ: Once Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had? MJ:…
Michael David Johnson, I love your naughty love for me! That said, you mentioned everywhere and every room, including f@ckin me in the ass, but you didn’t mention the bedrooms. If we are never having sex in the bedrooms, then I don’t want to move into that house. 🙁 I know you meant to mention the bedrooms, but you accidentally…
MJ: I am all bound up. MJ: I need your feminine essence Malia May Johnson! MJ: I need to release some oxytocin asap! MJ: I’m all fulled up. The want sex level has turned into the need level. MJ: The big book says “both the husband and wife have an obligation to minister to each other sexually.” MJ: That’s God…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I remember that. Those bend you over sexy heels were the Cum Hard edition. I think that’s what I called them.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cute in the face, thick in the face, give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make a baby. Make a baby. Make a baby!” Malia May Johnson “The word of the day……undulation!” Malia May Johnson “I can still taste you.” Malia May Johnson “I am the mother of your children.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Bang the bejesus out of me and roar inside for a baby try.” Malia May Johnson “Ok! A lazy lay!” Malia May Johnson “It’s your fault. You unlocked my nasty.” Malia May Johnson “I am…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s a rub perfect situation.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It is MMILFM, aka Milf Malia I’d Like To F@ck Monday.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are so fucking beautiful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Is it time for me to do my duty and slide up and down on your pole?” Malia May Johnson “Grab my hips and hold on. It is going to be a wild ride daddy.”…