Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Bang the bejesus out of me and roar inside for a baby try.” Malia May Johnson “Ok! A lazy lay!” Malia May Johnson “It’s your fault. You unlocked my nasty.” Malia May Johnson “I am…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s a rub perfect situation.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It is MMILFM, aka Milf Malia I’d Like To F@ck Monday.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are so fucking beautiful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Is it time for me to do my duty and slide up and down on your pole?” Malia May Johnson “Grab my hips and hold on. It is going to be a wild ride daddy.”…
Valentine’s Day, also called Saint Valentine’s Day is celebrated annually on February 14. Valentine’s Day originated as a Christian feast day honoring Saint Valentine. Valentine’s Day is a day for celebrating love, not just romantic love between couples, but celebrating the love we have for our friends and family members. For those who are in a relationship, Valentine’s Day is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Heads I get tail. Tails I get head.” Malia May Johnson “Gulp. Gulp! Gulp it up!” Malia May Johnson “The feeling of a good ass f@cking is an unbelievably good, naughty, but good thing.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We have banged on a great number of beds. How many? I don’t know, but I know this, the number is only going to keep going up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am so…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson “MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and…
MJ and I just had one of those love making sessions that was holy shit amazing, and I wanted to memorialize it by writing it down. I felt inspired to journal this awesome orgasmic experience. MJ has a dual laptop setup on the desk in our bedroom and he was typing the ever-loving shit out of both keyboards. He was…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…