Personal Life

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 25 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

 Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson “MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and…

Continue Reading

Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson NYE Kiss Picture
Personal Life

Instant Orgasm

MJ and I just had one of those love making sessions that was holy shit amazing, and I wanted to memorialize it by writing it down. I felt inspired to journal this awesome orgasmic experience. MJ has a dual laptop setup on the desk in our bedroom and he was typing the ever-loving shit out of both keyboards. He was…

Continue Reading

Malia May Johnson Sexy Big Eyes Stare Cartoon Picture
Personal Life

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 24 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…

Continue Reading

Masters of Money LLC - IM HORNY DEAL WITH IT GRAPHIC
Personal Life

I Have 2 Words For You

Malia: I have 2 words for you….I’m horny! MJ: Message received Malia: And….. MJ: A solution is in the works Malia: I need an immediate solution! MJ: Immediate solution is in the works Malia: I need a more immediate solution! MJ: I’m working on the immediate solution while dealing with an international cyber threat. Malia: I hate international cyber threats!…

Continue Reading

Malia May Johnson Tail versus Whale Tail Comparison Collage
Personal Life

Hunting Whale Tail

MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…

Continue Reading

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Wearing Wetsuit at Dolphin Cay in The Bahamas
Personal Life

WAP Alert

Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…

Continue Reading