Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We have banged on a great number of beds. How many? I don’t know, but I know this, the number is only going to keep going up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am so…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson “MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and…
MJ and I just had one of those love making sessions that was holy shit amazing, and I wanted to memorialize it by writing it down. I felt inspired to journal this awesome orgasmic experience. MJ has a dual laptop setup on the desk in our bedroom and he was typing the ever-loving shit out of both keyboards. He was…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…
Malia: The you takes the me. The you takes the me. I’m down for anything until I have to pee. MJ: The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop. Malia: The we loves the us. The we loves the us. Let’s go to the bedroom and you can give…
This was Malia and I’s conversation in bed last night that led to a fun little sex romp…… Malia: Keep it simple. Be a divider, not a uniter. MJ: But I want to be a uniter. Bring the companies together. Malia: Be that then. I’m tired. Malia: I can feel your boner. MJ: No comment Malia: Your action is speaking…
MJ: MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT This MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT is brought by Michael Johnson, Husband, who shows in support: 1. Overwhelming cause exists to fuck your brains out! 2. I want to fuck your brains out! 3. I need to fuck your brains out! 4. I have to fuck your brains out! 5. I request…
Malia: I have 2 words for you….I’m horny! MJ: Message received Malia: And….. MJ: A solution is in the works Malia: I need an immediate solution! MJ: Immediate solution is in the works Malia: I need a more immediate solution! MJ: I’m working on the immediate solution while dealing with an international cyber threat. Malia: I hate international cyber threats!…
MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…
Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…