Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The world doesn’t make sense right now, but our family, our love, is the one thing that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “That is called reverse commandoization. I didn’t have boxers on under my…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna run up on you, dig deep and goo your guts up. Then kiss you to show you that I care.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the bend over and touch your toes…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 40 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love my stuffed animals and I love getting stuffed by you.” Malia May Johnson “Okay daddy.” Malia May Johnson “You can deny it, but you would be lying to yourself. You might as well just give in and get in here.” Malia May Johnson…
MJ: Do you have a license for that? Malia: What do I need a license for? MJ: For that big fat sexy ass of yours…… Malia: I’m not getting a license for shit! Live free or die tryin!! I am a rebel with a without a cause!! MJ: And a big fat sexy ass! Malia: And a big fat sexy…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 39 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Remember this “devil in disguise” picture of me as you called it? Wanna have sex with the devil before you leave?” Malia May Johnson “Your kisses make me want to be submissive. Your hugs feel like I am on happy drugs. That’s how I feel.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh, we are going upstairs. We need to talk about my boner origin story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Well look at you walking around all pretty and naked in the kitchen.” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Doctor Frincke’s psych analysis of you is incredibly accurate. Do you agree? MJ: Yes. She is inside my head for sure. Malia: Now I know you are a sigma male. MJ: Is that a good thing? Malia: Yep. It is the rarest personality type on earth. Less than 1% of people are sigma males. MJ: Ok Malia: Everything makes…
Malia: I have 4 questions for you Mr. Johnson! MJ: Okay. Tee it high and let it fly. Malia: Question #1. If this Bigfoot Yeti monster attacked our family would you protect us….. Yeti Monster vs. “MJ The Terrible” Twitter X Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Yeti-Monster-vs-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Twitter-X-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 MJ: He looks pretty angry. Run fast! Malia: What do you mean run fast?…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Michael David Johnson, look into my eyes and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson “I see you walkin around swingin your swagger dagger around. Me like it.” Malia May Johnson “Sloppy toppy?” Malia May Johnson “There is a lot going on down there.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…