My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What is in my head, is you and me in bed.” Malia May Johnson “Suck on me!” Malia May Johnson “Yay! The Deuce! I love you!” Malia May Johnson “This is why I tell my friends to get married and love and support the shit…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are so many things baby. Just to name a few. You are lovable, delectable, intellectual, and although I can’t prove it, a mother fuckin alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Once the kisses start…
Malia: Baby, I was in a fun, happy, silly mood, and I wrote a song remake…….. Malia: This is the Malia May Johnson remake of “Like a boss.” I’m calling it “Like a lady boss” My name was Malia Dupont, but I got married……Like a lady boss! Became Malia Johnson……Like a lady boss! Got pregnant…….Like a lady boss! Become a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ladies first. I got this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Real or fake? Real and fake?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you 3 Boobs Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s try an…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Baby, can you kiss it and make it wetter?” Malia May Johnson “It better be thick, potent and tasty.” Malia May Johnson “Malia The Your Peter Fluffer reporting for dick sucking duty.” Malia May Johnson “Think while you are on top of me.” Malia May…
Of all of the posts Masters of Money and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson have ever posted on the internet/social media, the “The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post”, is by far the most clicked on, most visited, most read, most reread, most downloaded, most talked about, most tagged, most mentioned, most shared, most blogged about, most reblogged, most liked,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time? MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you. Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now? MJ: A have a brief video conference call…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You have everything I want and need on the…