MJ: Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027. Malia: K MJ: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today (tonight) to join this me and that you in holy seximony. Malia, do you take this me, to make love to, to sex, to bang, to kiss, to lick,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I want your whole body on me. Lay down on me. I want to feel your weight and your heartbeat.” Malia May Johnson “I am smiling from having sex, but I think I’m still riding the happiness high from our staycation vacation.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a black belt at dicking this black woman baby. You’re like Prince Charming but with a Dark Knight Batman twist. It’s a good combo.” Malia May Johnson “I am going to consider it sexual harassment if you don’t sexually harass me today.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You wanna do love and affection in your butt day on Saturday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Blow jobs are better than apologies. Why? Because actions are better than words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am naked in our bedroom to ready to express myself sexually if you would like to join me.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s go ya big dick American hero stud.” Malia May Johnson “That’s your dick in my box.” Malia May Johnson “If you hurry…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Why you didn’t pull your out of this galaxy butt out of your pants yet? Makes no sense at all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “All I have to say is orgasms cure depressed moods.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Filthy mind playtime! ” Malia May Johnson “Jizz me a river. Oh. Jizz me a river. Jizz me. Jizz me. Jizz me a river.” Malia May Johnson “I am so preggo exhausted. I want to suck your dick and I want to lay down. Both…