Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat freakin sword!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No f@cking way! You Malialoniaed for me? I f@cking love you so much baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Holding you brings peace to the world. I swear it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A tittie choke slam solves many problems.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m literally inside your head. It’s good to…