My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.”…
“Haters, I am warning you. Stay out of my way! Now, if you decide to stay in my way, and you get run the hell over, you can’t say I didn’t warn you!” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner) “I know that things will always…
Your birthday…….He’s not remembering it. Anniversaries……..He’s not remembering it. Being unbelievably late to everything but you know he will always show up………That’s MJ. When the world is taking a dump on you, and you need someone who will drop everything they’re doing to be there for you……..That’s MJ. Need to bury a dead body in your trunk at 3 o’clock…