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Malia and MJ Go See The New Barbie Movie
Malia: Thank you for taking me to go see the new Barbie movie. MJ: I enjoyed our date night. Malia: I like how we indulge each other’s secret inner silliness. I watched Sharknado. You watched Barbie. Things like that. MJ: That is how it should be. Malia: Barbie was overwhelming girl power. I loved the female empowerment. I hated…
Malia Gets Jealous of The Actress Playing Her in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Movie
Note- The name of the actress referenced in the following text message conversation was removed for privacy/legal reasons. Malia: I am beside myself! I can’t eat. I can’t even fucking think clearly after seeing that movie star slut all over you! Malia: I can’t believe how she didn’t give a shit that I was standing right there! Malia: I thought…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…