Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Avenger The Terrible” assemble in Malia’s vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “InagaddaMaliababy. Don’t you know that I’m about to be lovin on you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Squeeze it, grab, feel, kiss, rub,…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
Malia: What has she been doing to you? MJ: Who? Malia: That woman! MJ: What that woman? Malia: You tell me. Malia: PMS warning alert. I love you and you know I can’t control it. I try though. Please don’t hate me if I’m a bitch to you. I will make it up to you I promise. MJ: It’s all…
Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest. MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok? Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay? MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold…
Malia: Howdy MJ! MJ: Howdy Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy? MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie? Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May. MJ: What are you up…
MJ: I’ve gotta take a little time. A little time to think things over. I better read between the lines. In case I need it when I’m older. Malia: Ok MJ: This mountain I must climb. Feels like the world upon my shoulders. Through the clouds I see love shine. It keeps me warm as life grows colder. Malia: Uhm.…
Malia: Baby I’m a prostitute. MJ: Huh? Malia: After we had sex you put money down on the nightstand before you left. MJ: That was the money you asked me to get. You said our home cash was running low. Malia: Was it worth the money Mr. Johnson? MJ: Yeah. I love it when you wear the stripper clap slam…
MJ: I found the song from the Jack Reacher and the girl from the babysitting movie song to make sweet lovin in the shower to like they did in the movie. Malia: Jack Reacher? Girl from the baby sitting movie? Malia: Oh. I got it. Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. It’s called Top Gun. Malia: Ugh! You’ve got me thinking…
Malia: Sometimes I wonder what sex looks like from your angle. MJ: I’m not gonna lie. It’s a pretty damn good view. Malia: Like, I wonder what it looks like when you hold my hands down like that. MJ: There’s only one way for you to find out. Malia: Are you going to take a picture? MJ: Yeah. Malia: Relationship…
You never know when or where you will meet someone that will change your life forever. Always be open to opportunities. Thank you for saying yes to going on a date with me eventually. Thank you for marrying me. Thank you for making me a father. 3-8-2012 forever baby! I love you Malia May Johnson!