My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Unless you are starving and about to die, me first, before dinner. K?” Malia May Johnson “I like the way you talk to me in private when it is just us. “Yeah woman I want to get inside of you and fucking stay up in…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Men should not marry a woman who is not obsessed with him. Good news for you doh, because I am completely fucking obsessed with you!” Malia May Johnson “We just watched Coming To America! This is the Zamunda sexy bath treatment. The fuck?” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You smell good enough to do this too.” Malia May Johnson “#quickiecumcuddle” Malia May Johnson “Both! I am easy for you and I will take the you hard way!” Malia May Johnson “Oscar Mayor’s wife can have his wiener. I want your wiener.” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You have a big beautiful boner like that and you aren’t even trying to use it on me to get me pregnant. Shameful Mr. Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “I go all in on pleasing you because I feel so loved and cared for. So, you…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Quotes Compilation
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Quotes Compilation: “This is not said enough- Believe in yourself and go for it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The best time to do it was then. The second best time to do it is now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Hearsay rumors and speculation are distractions I don’t waste time on. Unless I have…
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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…