Malia: Remember when you said you were going to fuck me to death? MJ: Yup. Malia: It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder. MJ: Booty slaughter Malia: Sexual death assault MJ: A 69 187 Malia: Dickular Homicide MJ: I would…