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Malia Talks With A Sexologist

Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like?…

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Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Black and White Romantic Kiss Selfie
Personal Life

Body Consent?

Malia: We had sex last night when you were unconscious. MJ: Was I any good? Malia: Good enough. MJ: Cool. Malia: You consented. MJ: How could I if I was unconscious? Malia: Your body said you were ready. MJ: My body consented? You should be a lawyer babe. Malia: Your mind didn’t need to consent, because your body did. MJ:…

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Malia May Johnson Pregnant With Twins Overalls Picture
Personal Life

We’re Having Twins!

We just left the emergency room follow up appointment with Malia and the baby’s doctor. It turns out we are not having twin girls. The ultra sound showed two babies in their, but one is a girl and one is a boy! We decided to name the girl Elizabeth Grace Johnson, and the boy Cash Michael Johnson Elizabeth and Grace…

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