My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You taste sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup sexy woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I think you are sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup after post nut clarity too. That’s how sweet you are.” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Always be aware of your life and business surroundings. You don’t want to catch unnecessary liability out here.” Brian Heberlig “My mother was a friggin genius! So glad she taught me the secret to keeping a man, that would be you, happy. Keep his…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hello tall soldier man. Are you here to see my daddy? Can you come back after we are done playing?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Good times only last for a season. Bull shit always comes. Stack chips and be ready for it.” Steve Case “If…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That is senior strength young man. Age is just a number.” President Joe Biden “You can’t buy low and sell high if there are no lows. Let the sky fall. Then load the bus and ride it up. It ain’t rocket science kid.” Carl…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” Albert Einstein “Being judged by others means that you’re that important that they have the time to think about you and talk about you.” Unknown “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” Coretta Scott King “Love your…
“Haters are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.” Joe Rogan “Haters never win. I just think that’s true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end.” Tom Hiddleston “Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.” Drake “Believe in yourself and don’t care about haters.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It will be okay. The world has faced ugly times, but we’re still here. All is not lost. All will not be lost.” Former President Barack Obama “As an Asian and black female American, I am offended. Malia, what’s the other one? Oh yeah,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I missed you. Not you. You. All of you, but this you specifically right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you going to give me that good gawk gawk?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…