Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We will have to add that to our 2024 duke shoot adventures.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oops I fell over. I didn’t land on you by accident.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That’s the you want me to go in on you and let’s make another baby look. You want me to shoot up the club, don’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You don’t have to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Fuck yeah I got led in the pencil sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice. Rhymes. Somehow your jiggle claps made sweet music to my ears and sex organ.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I busted so hard I have a headache.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you in for some butt stuff?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And the horny man said, bend over, bend over.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Do you have time for a vagina wetness vetting?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would like to take you out to dinner and eat you for dessert.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What’s cookin…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It was almost impossible leaving you like that babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Lips to lips and hips to hips?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I thought you said PB&J but a BJ works.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Malia! Come back. You got time for sexy business before I go do money business?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “There will not be in horny shaming in this house. When the kids aren’t around…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Orgasm Orgasm Orgasm, Oi Oi Oi.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You know you are my both. You are my love and my skeet material.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are absolutely glowing right…