Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
Baby, If my life is a dream right now, please don’t pinch me, because I don’t want to wake up! To my loving wife Malia, I couldn’t do it without you baby cakes. I love this black and white picture you made of us at the American Airlines Center, in Dallas. That was a fun night. I’m sorry I spilled…
Hi everyone, it’s Malia. A lot of people ask me what it’s like being married to “MJ The Terrible”, so I thought I would share a cute funny sexy example. This is the voicemail he left for me on Monday when he was on the way home. (Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ…
(Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: MJ: Baby there aren’t any apps to let me “check in” to your vagina. Malia: “I guess we will have to do it the old fashion way then.” “Roses are red, I want to make sure your balls aren’t blue, come up stairs, and…