Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ass Wednesday.” Malia May Johnson “Wanna come release some oxytocin with me?” Malia May Johnson “Having sex in every room in the house may take a while in that house. That is a big f-ing…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh my God! You are like the jizz whisperer or something. You know exactly how to get the jizz that is in my balls to rocket out of me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The…