Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…