Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Do you have time for a vagina wetness vetting?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would like to take you out to dinner and eat you for dessert.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What’s cookin…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It was almost impossible leaving you like that babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Lips to lips and hips to hips?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I thought you said PB&J but a BJ works.…